Sexy Santa!!

Dear Santa,
             I am just going to admit. I haven't been good at all! I also just heard you weren't real by my friend Taylor Lindsey. All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend! Speaking of, are you and Mrs. Claus still together? I do love fat guys!! So call me if your interested in a naughty, sexy, lovable person. I hope you like hairy armpits too. (: I would also like a new phone, new car, television, and shoes! I would also like you to bring my dog some things to eat and play with because lately we haven't had time to play with him or anything. My parents have been kind also. I can't forget about my sister and her fiance. Thanks for reading this.

                                          Love, Ashley (;

p.s. I would put an x on her but i don't have photoshop. That should be holding your tummy, that should be me looking so yummy. This is so wrong I can't go on until she is gone. That should be ME!!

Make It or Break It!!

My all time favorite show is Make It or Break It! I love it because I love gymnastics and it shows when you do something wrong what the consequences are. That you should eat right and obey your parents. Also working hard can make your dreams come true. It comes on ABC Family and is a T.V. drama show.

PAIN!!!!

The worst pain I have ever felt was when I got hit by a car this summer. I was at the parking lot with Harley and we were just throwing a bright yellow tennis ball around. Jay zooms into the parking lot and was going to fake like he was going to run me over. He was driving to fast and actually ended up hitting me! I bounced off the front end of his humungous red pick up and hit the ground. I got up and my whole back was scratched.

The Straightener!!

The Straightener was first invented in 1872 by Erica Feldman! They were later changed to the ones we use today by Jennifer Schofield Before you couldn't have straight hair unless your hair was naturally straight or if you straightened you hair and water was applied then it would instantly curl. Like me my hair was curly all the time so when I heard about the straightener I immediately went and bought it. Ever since then my hair is straight and it looks better too. (:

80s BABY!!

If I could go back to a different time it would probably be the 80s. Just because I love to dance and the outfits they wore were cool! My job would be to teach other people how to get down and really boogie. Also it was had a change in wealth and industrialization. That time period is still remembered today.

Death In the Making!

Taylor, Mikala and I were so far out there because Taylor wanted to see how far we could go out. As we were sitting out there just talking all of sudden a humungous whale comes out of the water and almost swallows us! All I was thinking was what am I doing out here. We got so lucky that we didn't get swallowed or we could have been the whales lunch. We paddled as fast as a cheetah back to shore because we were so scared. I am so happy that I didn't get swallowed.

Mrs. Heat Wave!!

If one of my friends were put in jail for something that they didn't do then I would bust them out. I would make a plan and go visit Taylor and tell her about my plan. The next thing I would do is check my heat vision to see how it is working and also my super strength. Finally, the day of the breakout, I go up to the guards and kill them with my heat vision. Then I would run up to the doors and rip them open with my super strength. Finally I would break the jail cell that Taylor was in and pull her out. We would run away together to Hawaii and changed our names! We both are living happily ever after.