Fly on the Wall

I would like to be a fly on the wall when my parents are in their room because I want to know what they talk about all the time. When I do something wrong I want to know what they think about it and say! I also want to know how much they love D'lyn more than me. That is why I would want to be a fly on the wall in my parents room.

Soudanium!!

My utopia is located in Australia! It will be ruled by dictatorship. Anyone is welcome but there is a requirement to be able to live there. You have to be checked up and down to see if you have any weapons. If you are clean then you may live in my utopia. The rules that will be acquired is that everyone is free but you may not drink, do drugs, or anything bad. No fighting is also a no no. If you get caught doing any of these things than you will be kicked out of my utopia. I will be in charge of my utopia.

Sexy Santa!!

Dear Santa,
             I am just going to admit. I haven't been good at all! I also just heard you weren't real by my friend Taylor Lindsey. All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend! Speaking of, are you and Mrs. Claus still together? I do love fat guys!! So call me if your interested in a naughty, sexy, lovable person. I hope you like hairy armpits too. (: I would also like a new phone, new car, television, and shoes! I would also like you to bring my dog some things to eat and play with because lately we haven't had time to play with him or anything. My parents have been kind also. I can't forget about my sister and her fiance. Thanks for reading this.

                                          Love, Ashley (;

p.s. I would put an x on her but i don't have photoshop. That should be holding your tummy, that should be me looking so yummy. This is so wrong I can't go on until she is gone. That should be ME!!

Make It or Break It!!

My all time favorite show is Make It or Break It! I love it because I love gymnastics and it shows when you do something wrong what the consequences are. That you should eat right and obey your parents. Also working hard can make your dreams come true. It comes on ABC Family and is a T.V. drama show.

PAIN!!!!

The worst pain I have ever felt was when I got hit by a car this summer. I was at the parking lot with Harley and we were just throwing a bright yellow tennis ball around. Jay zooms into the parking lot and was going to fake like he was going to run me over. He was driving to fast and actually ended up hitting me! I bounced off the front end of his humungous red pick up and hit the ground. I got up and my whole back was scratched.

The Straightener!!

The Straightener was first invented in 1872 by Erica Feldman! They were later changed to the ones we use today by Jennifer Schofield Before you couldn't have straight hair unless your hair was naturally straight or if you straightened you hair and water was applied then it would instantly curl. Like me my hair was curly all the time so when I heard about the straightener I immediately went and bought it. Ever since then my hair is straight and it looks better too. (:

80s BABY!!

If I could go back to a different time it would probably be the 80s. Just because I love to dance and the outfits they wore were cool! My job would be to teach other people how to get down and really boogie. Also it was had a change in wealth and industrialization. That time period is still remembered today.