Friday, December 16, 2011

Sexy Santa!!

Dear Santa,
             I am just going to admit. I haven't been good at all! I also just heard you weren't real by my friend Taylor Lindsey. All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend! Speaking of, are you and Mrs. Claus still together? I do love fat guys!! So call me if your interested in a naughty, sexy, lovable person. I hope you like hairy armpits too. (: I would also like a new phone, new car, television, and shoes! I would also like you to bring my dog some things to eat and play with because lately we haven't had time to play with him or anything. My parents have been kind also. I can't forget about my sister and her fiance. Thanks for reading this.

                                          Love, Ashley (;

p.s. I would put an x on her but i don't have photoshop. That should be holding your tummy, that should be me looking so yummy. This is so wrong I can't go on until she is gone. That should be ME!!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Make It or Break It!!

My all time favorite show is Make It or Break It! I love it because I love gymnastics and it shows when you do something wrong what the consequences are. That you should eat right and obey your parents. Also working hard can make your dreams come true. It comes on ABC Family and is a T.V. drama show.

Friday, December 9, 2011

PAIN!!!!

The worst pain I have ever felt was when I got hit by a car this summer. I was at the parking lot with Harley and we were just throwing a bright yellow tennis ball around. Jay zooms into the parking lot and was going to fake like he was going to run me over. He was driving to fast and actually ended up hitting me! I bounced off the front end of his humungous red pick up and hit the ground. I got up and my whole back was scratched.