Sexy Santa!!

Dear Santa,
             I am just going to admit. I haven't been good at all! I also just heard you weren't real by my friend Taylor Lindsey. All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend! Speaking of, are you and Mrs. Claus still together? I do love fat guys!! So call me if your interested in a naughty, sexy, lovable person. I hope you like hairy armpits too. (: I would also like a new phone, new car, television, and shoes! I would also like you to bring my dog some things to eat and play with because lately we haven't had time to play with him or anything. My parents have been kind also. I can't forget about my sister and her fiance. Thanks for reading this.

                                          Love, Ashley (;

p.s. I would put an x on her but i don't have photoshop. That should be holding your tummy, that should be me looking so yummy. This is so wrong I can't go on until she is gone. That should be ME!!

Make It or Break It!!

My all time favorite show is Make It or Break It! I love it because I love gymnastics and it shows when you do something wrong what the consequences are. That you should eat right and obey your parents. Also working hard can make your dreams come true. It comes on ABC Family and is a T.V. drama show.

PAIN!!!!

The worst pain I have ever felt was when I got hit by a car this summer. I was at the parking lot with Harley and we were just throwing a bright yellow tennis ball around. Jay zooms into the parking lot and was going to fake like he was going to run me over. He was driving to fast and actually ended up hitting me! I bounced off the front end of his humungous red pick up and hit the ground. I got up and my whole back was scratched.

The Straightener!!

The Straightener was first invented in 1872 by Erica Feldman! They were later changed to the ones we use today by Jennifer Schofield Before you couldn't have straight hair unless your hair was naturally straight or if you straightened you hair and water was applied then it would instantly curl. Like me my hair was curly all the time so when I heard about the straightener I immediately went and bought it. Ever since then my hair is straight and it looks better too. (:

80s BABY!!

If I could go back to a different time it would probably be the 80s. Just because I love to dance and the outfits they wore were cool! My job would be to teach other people how to get down and really boogie. Also it was had a change in wealth and industrialization. That time period is still remembered today.

Death In the Making!

Taylor, Mikala and I were so far out there because Taylor wanted to see how far we could go out. As we were sitting out there just talking all of sudden a humungous whale comes out of the water and almost swallows us! All I was thinking was what am I doing out here. We got so lucky that we didn't get swallowed or we could have been the whales lunch. We paddled as fast as a cheetah back to shore because we were so scared. I am so happy that I didn't get swallowed.

Mrs. Heat Wave!!

If one of my friends were put in jail for something that they didn't do then I would bust them out. I would make a plan and go visit Taylor and tell her about my plan. The next thing I would do is check my heat vision to see how it is working and also my super strength. Finally, the day of the breakout, I go up to the guards and kill them with my heat vision. Then I would run up to the doors and rip them open with my super strength. Finally I would break the jail cell that Taylor was in and pull her out. We would run away together to Hawaii and changed our names! We both are living happily ever after.

Drugs are no GOOD!

Doing drugs is not a cool thing to do. As some people think it is these days it really isn't because drugs can kill you or make you miserable for the rest of your life. As she talked about steroids and how they affected your body, I don't know why anyone would want to take steroids. They sometimes can make your body look good but other times they can make you have a lot of acne. Also drinking and driving is a horrible thing to do. You never need to drink and drive because you endanger yourself but also the other drivers on the rode.

Fame isn't Everything!

When I got done reading this article is made me realize that being a celebrity isn't the best as everyone thinks. You get pictures taken of you wherever you are and whatever you are doing. If you do something wrong like Lindsay Lohan then it gets all over the news and is a big deal. Being a celebrity puts a lot of pressure on you too. People look up to you and want to be just like you. So there are disadvantages and advantages of being a celebrity. If your a celebrity be careful of what you do because whatever little thing you do, everyone will know about it.

Happy Halloween!!

My favorite Halloween memory is when Natalie, Mayra, and me went ding dong ditching Mrs. Dottie Davis's house. We rang the door bell and the lights came on outside of her house. She walked outside and we ran. She acts like she is going back inside so we start running thinking she went inside. She yells, " I see y'all. I am going to call the cops." We got really scared and ran inside Natalie's house. I do not know any ghost stories. Why don't skeleton's ever go out on the town? Because they don't have anybody to go out with. What do ghost add to their morning cereal? Booberries.

LEGACIES!

When I die I want to be remembered as a good nice christian girl and athletic. How I will make people remember me and make my legacies happen is by hard work and determination! I just want people to know how I was and influence people to become better people in our society today.

Sick Nasty!

The worst food I have ever eaten was brussel sprouts. It had a vulgar smell and it even looked nasty. I told my grandmother that I didn't want to eat it but she wouldn't abstain from making me try them. I opened my mouth and thrust it down as quickly as possible. I ran for something to drink to make this gruesome taste. The texture of brussel sprouts is sickening. My grandmother didn't understand why I didn't like them. She loves them she said. She grabbed two brussel sprouts and ingested them. She is the only one in our ginormous family that likes them.

Music Makes Me Loose Control! (:

I love to listen to country music because my favorite singer George Strait is a country singer. My favorite song by George Strait is "Troubadour." One of my least favorite is songs is "Paparazzi." My parents listen to country, but my mom really listens to the 80's. My dad listens to AC DC too. I approve of the kind of music they listen to because I like the music they listen too and they don't say bad words. On the other hand my parents don't like all the music I listen to. They don't like the rap music I listen to sometimes.

Society these days!

Yes, because there is bad music that a lot of people listen to these days and also terrible T.V. shows. The world today thinks it is ok to do wrong things and nobody is watching. I think it is wrong to do bad things and then go to someone and say that it is wrong. You should do the right thing at all times because god is watching down on us even though you don't think so. Also little kids are looking up to you and are following in your foot steps.

HOPE!! :)

I picked this picture because it made me realize that there is still hope that life will go on. This baby represents the circle of life! Even when one life is ending, another is always beginning. These big blue eyes are the hope for the future.

Favorite Hobbies!!

Taylor and Me!

One of my favorite hobbies is swimming. I knew that I liked to swim when I took swimming lessons in kindergarten. Swimming is so relaxing to me. I love to play basketball too. The thrill of the people in the stands cheering for you when you make a shot and getting to play defense. My mom always use to tell me I started playing basketball when I was little. I use to play with my dad outside our house all the time. I also love to hang out with friends. We go riding around or watch a movie. I would rather be with one of my friends then to be texting them.

My First Week of Sophomore Year!!

My first week of sophomore year was ok. The second day of school I already had a test and it was in English. I have had homework everyday since the first day. But other than stuff that made my days bad I got to see a lot of people that I didn't get to see in summer. I think that was the only upside to my first week of school and athletics because we started basketball. Chemistry and Algebra 2 are my hardest subject right now. I wish school was already about to end because summer went by to fast.

School!! :)

One of the hardest things I had to go through this school year was geometry class. It was so hard because I'm not that good at math anyway and plus I'm in the Pre-AP classes. Art class was the easiest class I did because you just have to draw and paint. Even if you weren't good you still made a good grade for effort. The funniest moment of the year was when Mikala was trying to do the Jerk dance for me and Taylor and fell back into a mirror. I don't think I will have to take semester test in any class but math. Just because I haven't missed any days and I think I passed the TAKS in reading. I'm not sure about math though because I don't know if I passed the math TAKS or not. I really hope I don't have to take any semester tests this year!

The Price Is Right!

If i could be on a game show I would want to be on The Price Is Right. I think it is so cool how you get to go onstage in front of an audience and actually bid. I also like how it is tricky to even get to play because you have to go against other people that are picked out of the audience. When you get on the show you have to spin this gigantic wheel to see who goes to the finals. Only two people get to move on and win something big.

Hero!!!

To be a hero you must be brave, honest, and loyalty. A good leader must be honest and loyal to everyone. My great grandfather is my hero. He fought in World War II and when he got shot in the leg he always had faith that he would be ok. He is still going strong today. I consider my mom as a great leader. She shows me how to be strong and teaches me the right things to do. Superwoman was a strong woman who was not afraid of anything or anybody. I think that Rosa Parks is a great leader because she stood up for herself. She wasn't afraid to get hurt.

Easter!!!

Fear

I am afraid of rats or rodents. How they run everywhere and how little they are. How they have tails and when you feel them they feel gross. I am also afraid that the world is going to end while I'm still alive. I will deal with these fears by not getting close to rats or have anything to do with rats and hoping that the world won't end.

Ashley Michelle Souder!!!

The Q in Q-Tip means quality. My name is Ashley Michelle. Ashley means ash tree. Michelle means gift from God. I think Ketchup is a weird word because it comes from tomatoes. Donkey is a strange word because it is typically a horse. A pair of underwear because there is only one pair of underwear.

FLASH!!!

If I could have any super powers I would want to be able to read peoples mind. I would use it to read my parents mind to see what they are thinking when I do something wrong. It would also be cool just to read what people are thinking. Another super power I want is to be really really fast. Where no one can see me because I am going to so fast and I am leaving smoke behind me!

Babies!!!

If babies ruled our world today we wouldn't learn anything. Some babies can't walk so they would probably have to get someone to push them around or a motor vehicle. A lot of babies can't talk so it would be difficult to understand what they are saying. They would have to get a translator. They would be useless to our world if they ruled. I think it is best that adults rule our world today.

Butterfly!!!!!

I think the butterfly is the neatest insect living. How it changes from a caterpillar to a beautiful butterfly. It makes it own little cocoon so it can form into a different insect. It is in the cocoon for 7 days and one day it comes out of it and is a colorful, wonderful butterfly.

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Michael Jackson!!!!!

Michael Jackson messed his life up. He overdosed and turned himself white. He was a great a singer and dancer. He inspired so many people and had a great family. When he was little his brothers and him made a group and started singing. I would tell him to make better choices in his life and not to do drugs. I would also tell him to be himself more.

The Shortest Month of the Year!!!!

I think that black history month is a positive to the racial tolerance. They should make it not only one month but maybe two. It is a good thing to promote African Americans to look back at there race and heritage. One argument states that, "why is it celebrated on the shortest month?" I don't think it is right to use the Black History Month as an advantage to them. It is losing its significant to the world. It is a great month though to those that are African American and other races.

Ibasketball!!!!

The best app ever made is Talking Tom Cat. It is so funny because it says whatever you say, but in a high or low voice. I think the worst app is Harry Potter Spell. The only reason I don't like the app is I really don't like Harry Potter that much. If I could invent an app it would be Ibasketball. You would be able to play one player or multiplayer. You can play mini games or just play a regular basketball game.

Is Technology good for Education?????

I think that it would be cool to use an ipod or an ipad during school but it isn't a good idea for high school students. It will be a distraction to the students and they will want to do something that they aren't suppose to be doing. They would be useful for history or other subjects that you may want to get on the internet quick. If you wanted to use them for educational purpose they may work. You can block things that kids might want to get on or just go around checking what they are doing, but that may be to much of a hassle.

Killers in Mexico!

Felipe Calderon became president in 2006 and he is declaring war against the cartels. He is trying to shut them down by killing them or arresting them. Since he has become president every day there are about 30,000 people getting killed. The cartels are killing people and stealing things.The cartels are getting their weapons from the United States, but are sending there drugs to the United States. Mexico is so much more dangerous because of the cartels. Some of the cartels are La Familia, Gulf, and Las Negros. The La Familia cartel called truce in January because they wanted to prove a point. No one knew they had called truce until people came up to there doors and brought letters that told them about the truce. They also talked about it on t.v. and in newspapers. If I lived in Mexico I would get out of there immediately because it is getting more dangerous every minute.