Friday, December 16, 2011

Sexy Santa!!

Dear Santa,
             I am just going to admit. I haven't been good at all! I also just heard you weren't real by my friend Taylor Lindsey. All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend! Speaking of, are you and Mrs. Claus still together? I do love fat guys!! So call me if your interested in a naughty, sexy, lovable person. I hope you like hairy armpits too. (: I would also like a new phone, new car, television, and shoes! I would also like you to bring my dog some things to eat and play with because lately we haven't had time to play with him or anything. My parents have been kind also. I can't forget about my sister and her fiance. Thanks for reading this.

                                          Love, Ashley (;

p.s. I would put an x on her but i don't have photoshop. That should be holding your tummy, that should be me looking so yummy. This is so wrong I can't go on until she is gone. That should be ME!!

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